Nov 5, 2008

Legendary League of Extraordinary Biking Gentlemen

(Dedicated to all Riders on OMR*)
Hi Folks,
Are you a bike rider on OMR? If Yes, then Welcome to the Club & this place is for you. If No, that’s Ok you can still read on…

One fine December morning, I went to attend a workshop on “Positive Thinking”. He said when you see a glass with water not filled completely; you should think its half filled rather than thinking its half empty. I thought I am already doing this when I drive on OMR – I keep looking for road amidst the pits.
Next day morning, the positive thinking workshop influenced me to see the brighter side of OMR. I found a few after some hours of thinking. Here they are for you…
Now we have got one undeniable excuse for coming late to office. The one and Only OMR is what I am talking about.

Even thrill rides in Disney land is not this much thrilling. They should talk to our government and build a ride like this there. We are so lucky. Aren’t we?
I read this somewhere on OMR “You’ll never grow old bcoz you can never cross 40 here”
Oops… I am still thinking like a college student. Let me tell you some serious facts…
My childhood dream of driving rally & dirt biking is accomplished by driving on OMR. Those who drove on OMR in a rainy day know it’s the perfect rally track.
OMR bike riders strictly follow road rules. They’ll never go out without a helmet. You know why? Try this. Go out without helmet on OMR for five minutes. Come back and wash your head. You’ll get confused whether the sand is coming from inside or outside.

For a long time I had a doubt whether brown hair will suit me. A drive on OMR without helmet showed me it doesn’t look good for me. If you also have the same doubt, try it once. OMR is a free Hair-Stylist.
On a rainy day, I was wearing brown pant. Unfortunately brown shoe got wet in the rain so I had to wear the black shoe. Black shoe for brown pant what a combination I said to myself and started to office. When I reached office the shoe was brown. Thank you OMR.

OMR is a road to Heaven (or Hell). Heaven or Hell, its up to God but fixing an appointment is OMR’s duty, no matter whether it’s a dog, cow or even human. Long live OMR.

Driving on Siruseri road needs great skills because on rainy days, we use to drive on dividers to avoid dirty water splash. It’s a driving skill development workshop everyday.
Have you ever seen mist in Chennai roads at 10 A.M.? You can see it on OMR with the help of dust and lorries/buses. What a wonderful camouflage of mist with the dust?
Finally, if the road is not like the way it is now, I wouldn’t have a blog on my name. Thank you OMR.

Above all these, when you walk into office, people look at you and tell themselves “He is coming in bike on this road. That’s great”. Yes, We are Legends.
I am Legend!!!

* OMR - refers to Sholinganallur to Siruseri stretch